Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
Pathetic Valentine by TomScribble Pathetic Valentine by TomScribble
Yeah. Um. Title says all. It's Snape, as you should be able to guess.
Add a Comment:
 
:iconrochestersjane:
RochestersJane Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014
Sad!  (But clever)
Reply
:iconasphodel27one:
Asphodel27one Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
How sweet! Well done!
Reply
:iconmichelleshannon:
MichelleShannon Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011  Student General Artist
:iconiseewhatyoudidthere: Lovin' the Chamber of Secrets reference-people probably don't even remember it lol=D
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011
haha - don't underestimate crazy Potter fans who all know the books off by heart... (like myself)
Reply
:iconcap-a-pie:
Cap-a-Pie Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's funny in a sad, pathetic way:XD: "DAMN YOU POTTER" lol :no:
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2010
sad and pathetic - that is Snape. Well, as well as greasy and cruel and clever and brave-but-twisted etc etc
Reply
:iconwiggum42:
Wiggum42 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2010
.....I don't know whether to laugh or cry...:) :(
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2010
ha! laughing might make you feel better.
Reply
:iconthe-anonymous-c:
the-anonymous-c Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2010
ahh man this is hilarious. And kind of sad, oh Snape you and your awkward valentine attempts. I love how he just gives up and writes DAMN YOU POTTER at the end, in a mess of scribbles..I can totally see this happening :D :D
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2010
hihi, thanks!
Reply
:iconhumeurnoire:
HumeurNoire Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha ha ha ! Very good idea !
Poor boy...
Reply
:iconignisia:
ignisia Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008
I LOL'd. :P
I like the little picture of the giant snake eating the word "Potter". XD
Reply
:icondraco-datura:
draco-datura Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008
poor Sev :( damn potter :x
I totally love your idea :heart:
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008
cheers! glad you like it.
Reply
:iconlialice:
Lialice Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008  Student General Artist
Funny, but sad on the other hand... Poor Severus. Love it!
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008
Thanks! I started it out of pure Schadenfreude, but it gets rather poignant when you think about it.
Reply
:iconcocoa-forget-me-not:
cocoa-forget-me-not Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008
Hahaha, hilarious :D Poor Snapey.
Reply
:icontes3m:
tes3m Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Sad and funny... The first line
is from Ginny`s valentine.
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008
Well, it's about the same eyes...
Reply
:icontes3m:
tes3m Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008
I see. And I think this metaphor suits Snape more than Jinny... Wait! May be Jinny found not only Tommy`s diary ?!...She tookthe metaphor! Without permission.
Reply
:iconmaurri:
Maurri Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
poor snapadoodle. poetry isn't really his thing
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008
LOL it isn't mine, either!
Reply
:iconhp-lover-21:
hp-lover-21 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
aw poor Sev. I'm sure even he can love <3
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008
:D
Reply
:iconhp-lover-21:
hp-lover-21 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
=]
Reply
:icondronarron:
dronarron Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
lol, every valentine should end with DAMN YOU POTTER!

I wonder what he was going to rhyme with "paprika"!
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Nothing... that's why it went all wrong. The only thing I could find actually to rhyme with paprika was swastika and that wasn't really appropriate, not even for a Death Eater In The Making.
Reply
:iconsomelatevisitor:
somelatevisitor Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
"But this is touching, Severus..." hehe
Reply
:iconheidinanookie:
heidinanookie Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
uh... is he writing this while still in school or after he heard Ginny's poem to Harry?
any way, it's touching. Bitter-sweet.
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Oh, while still at school I suppose - the fact that it's the same line as Ginny's is just a timelessness-within-fandom-jokes thing of mine. If he were writing later, that would be... even more pathetic. "I'll never call you Mudblood again..." heh. That would be tragic.
Reply
:iconheidinanookie:
heidinanookie Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
yeah, it would be. that's why I asked;) Sev really is such a sad creature. I pity him sooo much. *sigh*
Reply
:iconjoeyv7:
joeyv7 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
XD *picturing Snape laboring over awkward love note, finally gives up & scrawls his signature phrase* XD
Reply
:iconveronika-art:
Veronika-Art Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Awwwww poor Sev!!! It`s kinda sad... but hilarious!!!!


Your eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled Toad
Your hair is as red as paprika
I know 'twas uncouth
but I've loved you since youth
and ...I'll never call you Mudblood again ...oh sod it... *mopes* damn you, Potter! *engages in torture to relieve feelings*


DAMN POTTAAAAR!!!!! :+favlove:
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
LOL thanks. Happy Valentine's Day!
Reply
:iconveronika-art:
Veronika-Art Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Thanks!! I did get to finish the painting (you know, Lily-Sev stuff... muahahaha... I didn`t sleep.. I think I got a slight migraine... anyways this made my day!!!!!!)...

Damn Jo.... why didn`t she name her character ... Harry Poo or something... at least I like Winnie!!! (I make no sence when I get these migraines from not sleeping... I am all giggles and laughter!!! Lol)...

Check my pic out... it`s kinda sezzzzzy!!! :giggle:
Reply
:icontomscribble:
TomScribble Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Harry Poo! *snerk*
Reply
:iconveronika-art:
Veronika-Art Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
:giggle:
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×




Details

Submitted on
February 14, 2008
Image Size
60.0 KB
Resolution
800×508
Thumb

Stats

Views
2,760
Favourites
47 (who?)
Comments
37
×